the average man

doesn't look like a Calvin Klein model.

he doesn't have a perfect six pack. he doesn't have the perfect skin. he doesn't have perfect hair.

he does have bulgy bits. he does have blotches. he does have bad hair days.

or maybe that's just me?

<sub>using the only model available to me right now, I thought I'd try something different

edit: due to popular demand I "dried" off the bubbles</sub>